Classic American Fare with Good Game
A beloved sports bar and lounge, Joe Theismann’s Restaurant celebrates Washington D.C.’s two-time pro bowler, and legendary NFL quarterback, Joe Theismann. Catch all the game-day action at our 40-seat bar outfitted with 11 TVs, enjoy our scratch-menu in our refreshed dining room or plan your next sport-themed gathering in our memorabilia-filled private event space.
Our all-day menu goes beyond typical bar fare, with an extensive scratch-made selection of individual pan pizzas, wings, burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads, entrées and more. Raise your game with one of the city’s largest selections of craft beers on tap, with over 19 domestic and premium options available by the glass or pitcher, showcasing a seasonal rotation you won’t want to miss.
HOURS
Monday – Friday: 11:00 am – 11:00 pm
Saturday – Sunday: 10:00 am – 11:00 pm
BRUNCH HOURS
Saturday & Sunday: 10:00 am – 3:00 pm
HAPPY HOUR
Monday – Friday: 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Available in the bar + lounge areas.
view our menus
EVENTS & CATERING
Discover the ultimate lively atmosphere space at Theismann’s Restaurant and Bar. Whether you’re huddling with friends for a big matchup or planning a team gathering, we offer five unique event spaces to score big and make your next event unforgettable. Prefer a non-sports vibe? Our Owner’s Suite can easily be transformed with curtains to create the perfect setting for any occasion.
Your favorite sandwich says a lot about you.
We’re not judging (unless it’s no fries on the side).
👀 Tell us your usual—bonus points for sauce combos.
Your favorite sandwich says a lot about you.
We’re not judging (unless it’s no fries on the side).
👀 Tell us your usual—bonus points for sauce combos.
Bar lines up. Who’s in for happy hour?
$ deals on drinks and bites, 3–7pm weekdays.
📍 1800A Diagonal Rd, Alexandria, VA
Bar lines up. Who’s in for happy hour?
$ deals on drinks and bites, 3–7pm weekdays.
📍 1800A Diagonal Rd, Alexandria, VA
🦃 Thanksgiving, Theismann’s Style 🍁
Big flavors. Bigger portions. No cooking required.
✨ Thursday, Nov 28 | $59 per adult | $19 for young diners
(*Plus tax & gratuity)
Come hungry for all-you-can-enjoy:
🥗 Fresh salads, seasonal fruit, & house-baked breads
🔥 Warm sides like praline sweet potatoes & green bean casserole
🍖 Carving station with NY strip, spiral ham, and roasted turkey
🍪 Dessert spread with pie shooters, cookies, & crisp
Need a halftime snack? Hit the bar for hot beer cheese, wings, crab dip & burgers that don’t play.
📍Reserve now at the link in our bio, Theismanns.com, or call 703-739-0777
Come for the turkey, stay for the mousse shooters 🥂
🦃 Thanksgiving, Theismann’s Style 🍁
Big flavors. Bigger portions. No cooking required.
✨ Thursday, Nov 28 | $59 per adult | $19 for young diners
(*Plus tax & gratuity)
Come hungry for all-you-can-enjoy:
🥗 Fresh salads, seasonal fruit, & house-baked breads
🔥 Warm sides like praline sweet potatoes & green bean casserole
🍖 Carving station with NY strip, spiral ham, and roasted turkey
🍪 Dessert spread with pie shooters, cookies, & crisp
Need a halftime snack? Hit the bar for hot beer cheese, wings, crab dip & burgers that don’t play.
📍Reserve now at the link in our bio, Theismanns.com, or call 703-739-0777
Come for the turkey, stay for the mousse shooters 🥂
Join us at Theismann’s for a warm, abundant Thanksgiving buffet.
Full of classic favorites, seasonal touches, and all the deliciousness you’ve been craving.
Gather, indulge, and make memories.
📅 Reserve your seat today before it fills up!
Join us at Theismann’s for a warm, abundant Thanksgiving buffet.
Full of classic favorites, seasonal touches, and all the deliciousness you’ve been craving.
Gather, indulge, and make memories.
📅 Reserve your seat today before it fills up!
Sit with history. Stay for the crab dip.
#OldTownAlexandria #JoeTheismanns
Lunch inspiration, served. Perfect for weekday bites or group meetups.
🥗 What are you ordering first?
Lunch inspiration, served. Perfect for weekday bites or group meetups.
🥗 What are you ordering first?
Lump crab. Creole slaw. No skip bites.
Our Crab Cake Sandwich is the real MVP.
🔥 Order it once, remember it forever.
📸 Tag your lunch win
Lump crab. Creole slaw. No skip bites.
Our Crab Cake Sandwich is the real MVP.
🔥 Order it once, remember it forever.
📸 Tag your lunch win
💍 That’s the real love story.
Juicy patties. Crispy fries. Zero regrets.
Now all that’s left is to say “I dew” to a draft beer.
🍔 Pull up a chair, we`ll save you a pickle.
💍 That’s the real love story.
Juicy patties. Crispy fries. Zero regrets.
Now all that’s left is to say “I dew” to a draft beer.
🍔 Pull up a chair, we`ll save you a pickle.
