Our Menus | Theismann's Restaurant

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all day

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STARTERS

HOT BEER CHEESE V
golden lager, soft pretzels … 11

REUBEN FRIES
house-corned beef, scallions, swiss cheese, sauerkraut, toasted caraway seeds, skin-on fries … 14

ROASTED GARLIC HUMMUS V
house made, smoked paprika, warm pita … 11

HOUSE MADE ONION RINGS V
panko bread crumbs, blackened ranch dressing … 9

DC CHILI-CHEESE FRIES
dc-style chili, beer cheese, half smoke sausage, pickled onions, blackened ranch … 10 substitute impossible chorizo to make it vegetarian … +2

SWEET POTATO TOTS
hot honey, bacon, pecans, green onions … 8

CUBAN SLIDERS
dijonnaise, pickles, swiss cheese, capicola, salami, braised pork, mojo sauce … 14

CHICKEN FRIED PICKLES V
blackened ranch … 8

GIANT CHEESEY GARLIC PULL-APART V
mozzarella, garlic butter, san marzano marinara … 12

Wings

BREADED OR NAKED
8 wings ... 14

SAUCES
jtr buffalo sauce | korean fried chicken | garlic-parmesan | lemon-pepper
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Sandwiches

Served with skin-on fries

GRILLED CHICKEN
‍applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, swiss cheese, chipotle aioli, potato bun … 17

CORNED BEEF REUBEN
‍house made corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, russian dressing, marble rye … 19

BLACKENED FISH
lettuce, tomato, chipotle aioli, potato bun … 18

VEGAN CHORIZO TACOS V G
impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, vegan cheddar, cilantro, corn tortillas … 16

BUFFALO CHICKEN
crispy breaded chicken thigh, jtr buffalo sauce, blue cheese ranch, tomato, shredded lettuce, potato bun … 16

JOE’S TURKEY & HAM CLUB
roasted turkey breast, pit ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, mayo, thick cut toast … 16.50

LOUISIANA OYSTER SANDWICH
fried oysters, spicy remoulade, tomatoes, shredded lettuce, thick cut toast … 16

Wings

Served with skin-on fries

BREADED OR NAKED
‍8 wings ... 14

SAUCES
‍jtr buffalo sauce | korean fried chicken | garlic-parmesan | lemon-pepper

SALADS

‍Add grilled chicken +6

GARDEN SALAD V G
mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette … 10

GREENS & FETA SALAD V G
dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette … 12.50

CAESAR SALAD*
‍romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan … 12

SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN SALAD
iceberg & romaine, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey-mustard & house made ranch … 16.50

GREEK SALAD V G
romaine lettuce, feta cheese, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing … 13.50

BURGERS

‍Served with skin-on fries. Substitute any burger to impossible burger ... +3.50

JOE’S ALL-AMERICAN BURGER*
house-ground prime double smashed beef patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg, russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, pickles … 17

BACON-CHEDDAR BURGER*
house-ground prime chuck, applewood smoked bacon, sharp white cheddar, a1 aioli, pickled red onions, onion-brioche bun … 18

BACON BLACK & BLUE*
blackened house-ground prime chuck, thick cut bacon, grain mustard, gorgonzola, caramelized onions, onion-brioche bun … 18

PATTY MELT*
double smashed house-ground prime chuck patties, swiss cheese, caramelized onions, russian dressing, thick cut marble rye … 18

MAINS

45 DAY AGED FILET MIGNON*
crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, red wine-shallot demi-glace, asparagus … 44

BABY BACK RIBS
‍spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, old no. 7 bbq sauce, skin-on fries half rack … 21 | full rack … 32

JOE’S FAVORITE SPIRALE & CHICKEN
pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream … 19

PAN ROASTED SALMON*
roasted tomato-dill butter, green beans, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, fresh herbs … 26

‍CHICKEN LOUISIANA G
shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream sauce, basmati rice … 23

60 DAY 12oz PRIME NY STRIP GF
garlic-buttermilk mashed potatoes, sautéed green beans, béarnaise butter… 44

BEER BATTERED FISH & CHIPS
atlantic cod, skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce… 19

sides

GARLIC-BUTTERMILK MASHED POTATOES V G ... 6

SAUTÉED GARLIC GREEN BEANS ... 6

CRISPY SMASHED GARLIC-PARMESAN POTATOES ... 6

GRILLED ASPARAGUS ... 8

CREOLE COLESLAW ... 5

SKIN-ON FRIES ... 6

GARDEN SIDE SALAD ... 6

CAESAR SIDE SALAD ... 7

SPIRALE PASTA WITH GARLIC CREAM SAUCE ... 9

DESSERT

WARM APPLE CRUMBLE V
granny smith apples, brown sugar, cinnamon, vanilla ice cream … 7

PEANUT BUTTER PIE V
oreo crumble crust, chocolate sauce, roasted peanuts … 7

V = Vegetarian, may include egg or dairy products
G = Gluten free

* These items are served raw or undercooked, or contain raw or undercooked ingredients. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.

drinks

Sparkling wine

BRUT ROSÉ, Wycliff, CA … 7/24
BRUT, Michelle VS, WA … 9/32
PROSECCO, La Marca, Prosecco DOC, IT … 9/32
MOSCATO D’ASTI, Marcarini, Piedmont DOCG, IT … 12/44
CHAMPAGNE, Piper-Heidsieck “Cuvée 1785,” Reims, FR … 68
BRUT CHAMPAGNE, Veuve Clicquot “Yellow Label,” Reims, FR … 107
CHAMPAGNE, Dom Pérignon, Champagne, FR … 250

White Wine

PINOT GRIGIO, Canyon Road, CA … 6.5/22
PINOT GRIGIO, Lunardi, Veneto IGT, IT … 8/28
PINOT GRIGIO, Terlato, Friuli Colli Orientali DOC, IT … 46
SAUVIGNON BLANC, Falernia, Elqui Valley, CL … 9/32
SAUVIGNON BLANC, Whitehaven, Marlborough, NZ … 12/44
RIESLING, Saint M, Pfalz, DE … 8/28
CHARDONNAY, Canyon Road, CA … 6.5/22
CHARDONNAY, Kendall-Jackson “Vintner’s Reserve,” CA … 11/40
CHARDONNAY, La Crema, Sonoma Coast, CA … 12/44
CHARDONNAY, Cakebread, Napa Valley, CA … 80

Red Wine

ROSÉ, Fantini, Cerasuolo d’Abruzzo DOC, IT … 8/28
ROSÉ, Cipresseto, Tuscany IGT, IT 11/40
ROSÉ, M. Chapoutier “Mathilda,” Provence, FR … 13/48
PINOT NOIR, Storypoint, CA … 9/32
PINOT NOIR, Erath “Resplendent,” OR … 12/44
PINOT NOIR, J Vineyards “Black,” CA … 48
PINOT NOIR, Chalone “Estate,” Monterey, CA … 14/52
PINOT NOIR, Gary Farrell, Russian River Valley, CA … 85
PINOT NOIR, Rochioli, Russian River Valley, CA … 129
MERLOT, Canyon Road, CA … 6.5/22
MERLOT, Chateau Souverain, CA … 8/28
MALBEC, Nieto Senetiner, Mendoza, AR … 11/40
MALBEC, Don Miguel Gascón “Reserva,” Mendoza, AR … 15/56
MONTEPULCIANO D’ABRUZZO, Fantini, Abruzzo DOC, IT … 11/40
CHIANTI, Piccini, Tuscany DOCG, IT … 8/28
CARMÉNERE, Haras De Pirque “Reserva,” Maipo Valley, CL … 29
GSM, Yangarra Estate, McLaren Vale, AU … 56
RED BLEND, Kuleto Estate, "India Ink", Napa/Lake County, CA ... 12/44
RED BLEND, Chapoutier “La Ciboise,” Luberon, FR … 39
RED BLEND, Il Poggione, Rosso Di Montalcino DOC, Tuscany, IT … 64
RED BLEND, Gaja, Ca’Marcanda “Magari,” BolgheriI GT, IT … 124
RED BLEND, Farnese “Edizione” Cinque Autoctoni, Abruzzo & Puglia, IT … 128
CABERNET SAUVIGNON, Canyon Road, CA … 6.5/22
CABERNET SAUVIGNON, William Hill, North Coast, CA … 9/32
CABERNET SAUVIGNON, Kendall-Jackson “Vintner’s Reserve,” Sonoma County, CA … 14/52
CABERNET SAUVIGNON, Conn Creek, Napa Valley, CA … 18/68
CABERNET SAUVIGNON, Rutherford Hill, Napa Valley, CA … 90
CABERNET SAUVIGNON, Silver Oak, Alexander Valley, CA … 125
CABERNET SAUVIGNON, Maxville, Napa Valley, CA … 129
CABERNET SAUVIGNON, Chimney Rock, Stags Leap District, CA … 148
ZINFANDEL, Edmeades, Mendocino County, CA … 11/40

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Draft Beers

PITCHERS - $20
BUD LIGHT, Pale Lager, MO | 4.2% … 4.5
MILLER LITE, American Pilsner, WI | 4.2% … 4.5
GUINNESS, Irish Stout, IE | 4.3% … 9.5 (Imperial Pint)
DEVIL’S BACKBONE, Broken Leg, Golden Lager, VA | 4.5% … 6.5
YUENGLING, Amber Lager, PA | 4.4% … 5
PLEASURE HOUSE, Shark Tears, Rhubarb Gose, VA | 4.8% … 8
ANGRY ORCHARD, Crisp Apple, Hard Cider, NY | 5.0% … 6.5
GUINNESS, Blonde Lager, American Lager, IE | 5.0% … 7
PORT CITY, Optimal Wit, Witbier, VA | 4.9% … 7
STELLA ARTOIS, Pale Lager, BE | 5.0% … 7
DEVIL’S BACKBONE, Vienna Lager, Vienna-Style Lager, VA | 5.2% …7
SOUTH STREET, Satan’s Pony, Amber Ale, VA | 5.3% …7
LAGUNITAS, IPA, American Style IPA, CA | 6.2% … 8
STONE, IPA, West Coast Style IPA, VA | 6.9% … 6
PARKWAY, Grapefruit Get Bent Mountain IPA, VA | 7.2% … 7
DEVIL’S BACKBONE, Rotating Selection, VA | … 7
PORT CITY, Seasonal Selection, VA | … 7
SAMUEL ADAMS, Seasonal Selection, MA | … 7
SEASONAL ROTATOR

Bottles

Mix & Match Buckets - $19
MICHELOB ULTRA, Pale Lager, MI | 4.2% … 4.5
MILLER LITE, American Pilsner, WI | 4.2% … 4.5
SAMUEL ADAMS, Boston Lager, Amber Lager, MA | 4.8% … 6.5
BUDWEISER, Pale Lager, MO | 5.0% … 4.5
NARRAGANSETT, Lager, RI | 5.0% ... 6 (16 oz)
TRULY, Mixed Berry, Hard Seltzer, RI | 5.0% ... 7
NEW BELGIUM, Fat Tire, Amber Ale, NC | 5.2% … 6.5
FIRESTONE WALKER, Pivo Hoppy Pils, Pilsner, CA | 5.3% ... 7
BLUE POINT, Toasted Lager, Amber Lage, VA | 5.5% ... 6
OTTER CREEK, Daily Dose, IPA, VT | 5.5% ... 6
SIERRA NEVADA, Pale Ale, American Pale Ale, CA | 5.6% … 6
BROTHERS, Hoptimization, IPA, VA | 7.1% … 8
PORT CITY, Porter, VA | 7.5% … 7
SOUTHERN TIER, 2XIPA, Double IPA, NY | 8.2 % … 7

IMPORTED BOTTLES
HEINEKEN, 0.0, NL | 0%... 6
AMSTEL LIGHT, Pale Lager, NL | 3.5% … 6
CORONA LIGHT, Pale Lager, MX | 4.5% … 6
CORONA EXTRA, American Adjunct Lager,MX | 4.6% … 6
HEINEKEN, Euro Pale Lager, NL | 5.4% … 6

Cocktails

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‍strawberry infused new amsterdam vodka, lemon, hibiscus syrup ... 9
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DIABLO MOJITO
‍rum, belle isle honey habanero moonshine, mint, lime... 10
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LEMON BASIL MARTINI
‍new amsterdam vodka, basil syrup, lustau dry vermouth, fresh lemon juice … 10

PINK CADILLAC MARGARITA
‍altos reposado tequila, house made mixed berry syrup, fresh lime juice … 12
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WHITE APPLE SANGRIA
‍pinot grigio, ginger syrup, orange liqueur, lemon juice … 11
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CHERRY BLOSSOM SANGRIA
‍wycliff brut rosé, lustau blanc vermouth, cherry juice, orange flower water … 11
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BOURBON BRUZE
‍maker’s mark bourbon, honey-mint syrup, ginger juice, lemon juice … 11

OAXACA MARGARITA
‍altos reposado, delma guey “vida” mezcal, cucumber, fresno pepper, lime ...12

brunch

QUATERBACK SCRAMBLE
3 scrambled eggs*, roasted mushrooms, pecan wood smoked bacon, peppers, onions, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, marble rye toast ... 15

BUTTERMILK MALTED WAFFLE V
choice of vanilla, blueberry, or chocolate chip with maple syrup and whipped butter … 11

CORNED BEEF HASH
house made corned beef, red potatoes, caramelized onions, green onions, 2 sunny side up eggs … 19

SMASHED AVOCADO
fried egg*, pickled onions, marinated tomatoes, herbs, chipotie aioli, marble rye toast… 14

JOE’S BREAKFAST
two eggs any style, bacon or sausage patty, smashed garlic parmesan potatoes, marble rye toast … 15

SAUSAGE & EGG SANDWICH
2 fried eggs, sharp white cheddar, grilled sausage, potato bun, crispy smashed garlic parmesan potatoes … 14

FRIED CHICKEN BISCUIT
hot sauce marinated chicken thigh, sharp white cheddar, thick cut bacon, hot honey, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes… 15

BRUNCH BURGER
house-ground prime chuck, bacon, avocado, fried egg, sharp cheddar, chipotle aioli, onion-brioche bun, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes… 18 (substitute impossible burger ... +3.50)

SPIRITS

BLOODY MARYV
vodka, san marzano tomatoes blend, hot sauce, bacon sea salt, fresh horseradish, bacon ... 10

PINEAPPLE MOJITO
bacardi pineapple fusion, fresh mint, lime juice ... 10

Sides

THICK CUT APPLEWOOD SMOKED BACON G ...5 V

GRILLED SAUSAGE PATTY G ... 5

1EGG*, ANY STYLE G ... 2

CRISPY SMASHED GARLIC PARMESAN POTATOES ... 6

TOASTED ENGLISH MUFFIN V ...2

SEASONAL FRUIT CUP V G ... 5

MARBLE RYE TOAST ... 2

SKIN-ON-FRIES ... 6

Starters

HOT BEER CHEESE V
golden lager, soft pretzels … 11

REUBEN FRIES
house corned beef, swiss cheese, sauerkraut, toasted caraway seeds, scallions, skin-on fries … 14

ROASTED GARLIC HUMMUS V
house made, smoked paprika, warm pita … 11

CUBAN SLIDERS
dijonnaise, pickles, swiss cheese, capicola, salami, braised pork, mojo sauce … 14

CHICKEN FRIED PICKLES V
blackened ranch … 10

SWEET POTATO TOTS
hot honey, bacon, pecans, green onions … 8

WARM GIANT CINNAMON ROLL V
citrus cream cheese frosting … 8

WARM APPLE-CINNAMON DONUTS V
maple syrup, cinnamon sugar … 7

SANDWICHES & BURGERS Served with skin-on fries

GRILLED CHICKEN
‍applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, swiss cheese, tomatoes, chipotle aioli, potato bun … 17

CORNED BEEF REUBEN
house made corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, russian dressing, marble rye … 19

BLACKENED FISH SANDWICH
lettuce, tomato, chipotle aioli, potato bun … 18

JOE’S ALL-AMERICAN BURGER*
house-ground prime double smashed beef patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg, pickles, russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, pickles… 18

JOE’S TURKEY & HAM CLUB
roasted turkey breast, pit ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, mayo, thick cut toast … 16.5

LOUISIANA OYSTER SANDWICH
fried oysters, spicy remoulade, tomatoes, shredded lettuce, thick cut toast … 16

SALADS Add grilled chicken +6

GREEK SALAD V G
romaine lettuce, feta cheese, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, shaved red onion, cucumber, lemon-oregano dressing … 13.50

GREENS & FETA SALAD V G
dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette … 12.50

CAESAR SALAD*
romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan … 12

SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN SALAD
iceberg & romaine, cheddar, bacon, red onions, grape tomatoes, hard boiled egg, honey-mustard & house made ranch … 16.50

WINGS

BREADED OR NAKED
8 wings … 14

SAUCES
jtr buffalo sauce | korean fried chicken lemon-pepper | garlic-parmesan

Spirits

BLOODY MARY
vodka, san marzano tomatoes blend, hot sauce, bacon, bacon sea salt, fresh horseradish … 10

PINEAPPLE MOJITO
bacardi pineapple fusion, fresh mint, lime juice … 10

Mimosa flight‍

Enjoy a 5oz pour of our four mimosas … 16

SUNRISE
tequila, cherry and pineapple juices

SPARKLING PASSION
passionfruit, lime and elderflower

HIBISCUS
lemon and cinnamon

BUZZ & FUZZ
peach, sauvignon blanc, cherry
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MIMOSA BAR

Visit our mimosa bar to create it exactly the way you like it

Single ... 7
REFILL ... 3

MAINS

45 DAY AGED FLIET MAGNON
crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, red wine-shallot demi-glace, asparagus ... 44

BABY BACK RIBS
spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, old no. 7 bbq sauce, skin-on fries half rack ... 21 | full rack ... 32

JOE’S FAVORITE SPIRALE & CHICKEN
pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream ... 19

PAN ROASTED SALMON
roasted tomato-dill butter, green beans, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, fresh herbs ... 26

DESSERT

WARM APPLE CRUMBLE V granny smith apples, brown sugar, cinnamon, vanilla ice cream … 7

PEANUT BUTTER PIE V oreo crumble crust, chocolate sauce, roasted peanuts … 7

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happy hour

Available Monday - Friday from 3 PM - 7 PM in the bar area.

$7 SPECIALTY COCKTAILS | $4 WELL DRINKS
$4 HOUSE WINE | $4 DRAFT BEER

BITES

CHICKEN FRIED PICKLES V
blackened ranch… 4

BUFFALO CHICKEN WINGS
blue cheese dressing, pickled carrots … 4 for 5

VEGAN CHORIZO TACO GF
impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, cilantro, vegan cheddar, corn tortilla… 4

CUBAN SLIDER
dijonnaise, pickle, swiss cheese, capicola, salami, braised pork, baguette … 3

SWEET POTATO TOTS
hot honey, bacon, pecans, green onions … 5

GET 'EM ALL FOR $19