Order your picture-perfect feast to pick up on Thanksgiving Day! A la carte choices and full dinner packages available. Order by 11/21.
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book Your tableServed Saturday & Sunday 11am-3pm. Theismann's Proudly Serves all Natural, Hormone & Antibiotic Free Chicken.
Bloody Mary Bar
… 9 first one, … 5 each one thereafter.
Ask your server for details
BLOODY MARY
vodka, san marzano tomatoes blend, old bay, hot sauce, fresh horseradish … 6.5
PINEAPPLE MOJITO
bacardi pineapple fusion, fresh mint, lime juice … 8.5
Indecisive? Enjoy a 5oz pour each, of our most popular mimosas listed below
PROFESSOR PLUM IN THE BAR | BUZZ AND FUZZ CUCUMBER CHILL | GWEN STEFANI TAUGHT ME … 16
First … 8; refills … 5
GWEN STEFANI TAUGHT ME
bacardi banana rum, sparkling wine, orange juice
CUCUMBER CHILL
new amsterdam vodka, sparkling wine,
cucumber water, mint syrup
RUBY RED MOON
belle isle ruby red grapefruit moonshine,
sparkling wine, basil syrup
SPARKLING PASSION
elderflower liqueur, sparkling wine,
passion fruit & lime juices
PROFESSOR PLUM IN THE BAR
fantini rosé wine, sparkling wine, plum cordial
BUZZ AND FUZZ
peaches, sauvignon blanc, sparkling wine, ch
Add to any salad: grilled salmon +7;
grilled chicken +6
FRENCH ONION SOUP
roasted garlic croutons, provolone … 7
CREAM OF TOMATO SOUP V
san marzano tomatoes, sweet cream, chives: cup … 5 ; bowl … 7
ASIAN TUNA SALAD*
rare ahi tuna, soba noodles, mixed greens, onions, cilantro, peanuts, sesame seeds, honey-garlic & ginger-soy dressings … 19
SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN SALAD
iceberg & romaine, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey-mustard & house made ranch … 14
NEW YORK STRIP SALAD*
romaine, arugula, blue cheese, grape tomatoes, dijon vinaigrette, garlic croutons … 16
BASKET OF WARM APPLE-CINNAMON DONUTS
cinnamon caramel sauce … 7
CHESAPEAKE CRAB DIP
everything crackers … 11
ROASTED GARLIC HUMMUS V
house made, smoked paprika, olive oil, cucumbers, carrots, warm pita … 9
CRISPY CALAMARI
flash fried, marinara … 14
LOLLIPOP LAMB CHOPS* G
feta cheese, mint vinaigrette … 14
REUBEN FRIES
house corned beef, scallions, sauerkraut, melted swiss cheese, toasted caraway seeds, skin-on fries … 12
HOT BEER CHEESE V
golden lager, soft pretzels … 9
CANDIED PASTRAMI BITES V
whole grain mustard aioli, caraway spiced sauerkraut … 14
CUBAN SLIDERS
dijonnaise, pickles, swiss cheese, capicola, salami, braised pork … 11
PHILLY FLATBREAD
shaved rib eye, caramelized onions, provolone, hot cherry peppers … 12
SESAME STEAK SKEWERS*
ginger-soy aioli … 11
CHICKEN WINGS
house buffalo sauce, blue cheese, celery, carrots … 14
MARYLAND CRAB CAKE
lump blue crab, shredded iceberg, tartar sauce, potato bun, coleslaw … 17
GRILLED CHICKEN
applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, swiss cheese, chipotle aioli, pretzel roll … 15
CORNED BEEF SANDWICH
house made corned beef, swiss cheese, russian dressing, thick sliced marble rye … 15
BLACKENED FISH TACOS
seared seasonal fish, pickled slaw, chipotle aioli, cilantro ... 14
PRIME RIB FRENCH DIP*
shaved prime rib, provolone, caramelized onions, horseradish sauce, au jus … 16
HALF SMOKE SANDWICH
spicy smoked sausage, house made chili, pickled onions, hot mustard-cheese sauce, pretzel bun … 14
PHILADELPHIA ROAST PORK SANDWICH roasted garlic-rosemary pork loin, sharp provolone, broccoli rabe … 16
QUARTERBACK SCRAMBLE
3 scrambled eggs, applewood smoked bacon, sweet italian sausage, home fries, cheddar cheese, mushrooms, onions, red bell peppers, tomatoes, scallions, garlic bread … 14
BUTTERMILK MALTED WAFFLE
choice of plain, bacon, blueberry, or chocolate chip; whipped butter, maple syrup … 10
THICK CUT BRIOCHE FRENCH TOAST
maple syrup, strawberries … 11
CHICKEN FRIED STEAK & EGGS*
crispy fried steak, two eggs any style, black pepper-cream gravy, home fries … 21
SHRIMP & GRITS*
rock shrimp, tasso-beer pan gravy, creamy cheddar cheese grits, sunny side up egg … 21
DIAGONAL ROAD BREAKFAST*
two eggs any style, choice of maple pork sausage or applewood smoked bacon, toasted english muffin, home fries or cheese grits … 12
CRAB CAKE BENEDICT*
poached eggs, english muffin, old bay hollandaise, home fries … 17
FRIED CHICKEN & WAFFLE
buttermilk brined chicken thigh, black pepper-cream gravy, maple syrup … 14
SMASHED AVOCADO TOAST*
grape tomatoes, parsley, toasted 7-grain bread, extra virgin olive oil, poached eggs …12
Served with skin-on fries
JOE’S ALL-AMERICAN BURGER*
double smashed beef patties, pickles, american cheese, shredded iceberg,
russian dressing, onion brioche bun … 15
BUTCHER’S BURGER*
chargrilled prime chuck, old no. 7 bbq sauce, applewood smoked bacon, smoked gouda, caramelized onions, onion-brioche bun … 16
IMPOSSIBLE BURGER V
plant-based patty, roasted mushrooms, swiss cheese, charred tomato aioli, frisee, onion-brioche bun … 18
HOME FRIES V … 3
CHEDDAR CHEESE GRITS V G … 4
MAPLE PORK SAUSAGE (3) … 6
APPLEWOOD SMOKED BACON (3) G … 5
SMASHED AVOCADO TOAST V … 8
TOASTED ENGLISH MUFFIN V … 4
½ BUTTERMILK WAFFLE V … 5
ONE EGG … 3
REUBEN FRIES
house corned beef, scallions, swiss cheese, toasted caraway seeds, sauerkraut, skin-on fries … 12
HOT BEER CHEESE V golden lager, soft pretzels … 10
CHESAPEAKE CRAB DIP
everything crackers … 11
ROASTED GARLIC HUMMUS V
house made, smoked paprika, warm pita … 9
CANDIED PASTRAMI BITES G
whole grain mustard aioli, caraway spiced sauerkraut … 14
CHICKEN WINGS
house buffalo sauce, blue cheese, celery, carrots … 14
CRISPY CALAMARI
flash fried, marinara … 14
LOLLIPOP LAMB CHOPS* G
feta cheese, mint vinaigrette … 14
CUBAN SLIDERS
dijonnaise, pickles, swiss cheese, capicola, salami,braised pork … 11
PHILLY FLATBREAD
shaved ribeye, caramelized onions, provolone, hot cherry peppers … 12
SESAME STEAK SKEWERS*
ginger-soy aioli … 11
Add to any salad: grilled salmon +7; grilled chicken +6
FRENCH ONION SOUP
roasted garlic croutons, provolone … 7
CREAM OF TOMATO SOUP V
san marzano tomatoes, sweet cream, chives:cup … 5 ; bowl … 7
GARDEN SALAD V G
mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette … 9
GREENS & FETA SALAD V G dried cranberries, champagne vinaigrette, candied pecans … 11
RANCH WEDGE SALAD G
iceberg, applewood smoked bacon, blue cheese, grape tomatoes, avocado, house made ranch … 12
CAESAR SALAD*
romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, grana padano … 9
ASIAN TUNA SALAD*rare ahi tuna, soba noodles, mixed greens, onions, cilantro, peanuts, sesame seeds, honey-garlic & ginger-soy dressings … 19
SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN SALAD
iceberg & romaine, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey-mustard & house made ranch … 14
NEW YORK STRIP SALAD*
romaine, arugula, blue cheese, grape tomatoes, dijon vinaigrette, garlic croutons … 16
CRISPY SMASHED GARLIC-PARMESAN POTATOES V … 6
CREAMED SPINACH V … 6
BASKET OF SKIN-ON FRIES V … 5
BASKET OF SWEET POTATO FRIES V … 5
BROWN-BUTTER & TOASTED CUMIN BROCCOLINI V G … 4
COLESLAW V G … 3
MAC & CHEESE V … 6
GRILLED ASPARAGUS WITH BLUE CHEESE V G … 7
GARLIC GREEN BEANS V G … 4
1 LB LOADED BAKED POTATO … 8
Served with skin-on fries
PRIME RIB FRENCH DIP*
shaved prime rib, provolone, caramelized onions, horseradish sauce, au jus … 16
MARYLAND CRAB CAKE
lump blue crab, shredded iceberg, tartar sauce, potato bun, coleslaw … 17
GRILLED CHICKEN
applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, swiss cheese, chipotle aioli, potato roll … 15
BLACKENED GROUPER SANDWICH
lettuce, tomato, chipotle mayo, potato bun … 16
PHILADELPHIA ROAST PORK SANDWICH
roasted garlic-rosemary pork loin, sharp provolone, broccoli rabe … 16
CORNED BEEF REUBEN
house made corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, russian dressing, thick sliced marble rye … 15
BLACKENED FISH TACOS
seared seasonal fish, pickled slaw, chipotle aioli, cilantro ... 14
HALF SMOKE SANDWICH
spicy smoked sausage, house made chili, pickled onions, hot mustard-cheese sauce, pretzel bun … 14
Served with skin-on fries
JOE’S ALL-AMERICAN BURGER*
double smashed beef patties, pickles, american cheese, shredded iceberg,
russian dressing, onion brioche bun … 15
BUTCHER’S BURGER*
chargrilled prime chuck, old no. 7 bbq sauce, applewood smoked bacon, smoked gouda, caramelized onions, onion-brioche bun … 16
IMPOSSIBLE BURGER V
plant-based patty, roasted mushrooms, swiss cheese, charred tomato aioli, frisee, onion-brioche bun … 18
Joe's Favorite
SPIRALE & CHICKEN
pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream … 16
FISH & CHIPS
beer battered north alaskan cod, skin-on fries, coleslaw, tartar sauce … 18
MARYLAND CRAB CAKES
jumbo lump blue crab, skin-on fries, coleslaw, tartar sauce … 29
PAN ROASTED SALMON* G
roasted tomato-dill butter, asparagus, red skin potatoes, herb salad … 19
CRISPY SKIN BELL & EVANS HALF CHICKEN
heirloom summer squash, roasted fingerlings, lemon-thyme gravy … 21
CHICKEN LOUISIANA G
shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream, basmati rice … 20
ST. LOUIS RIBS
½ rack, slow cooked & chargrilled, coleslaw, old no. 7 bbq sauce, skin-on fries … 18
OVERNIGHT BEEF SHORT RIBS
red wine braised boneless beef short ribs, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, garlic green beans, natural jus … 28
CHARGRILLED SKIRT STEAK FRITES*
chimichurri aioli, skin-on fries, broccolini with toasted cumin butter … 28
8oz FILET MIGNON*
crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, red wine-shallot demi glace, asparagus … 37
14oz NEW YORK STRIP* G
1 lb loaded baked potato, garlic green beans, bearnaise sauce … 39
26oz RIBEYE FOR TWO*
creamed spinach, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, house made steak sauce… 69
$7 SPECIALTY COCKTAILS
$4 HOUSE WINES | $4 WELL DRINKS | $4 DRAFT BEERS
ROASTED GARLIC HUMMUS V
house made, smoked paprika, warm pita
HOT BEER CHEESE V
golden lager, soft pretzels
REUBEN FRIES
house corned beef swiss cheese,,scallions, toasted caraway seeds, sauerkraut, skin-on fries
CHESAPEAKE CRAB DIP
everything crackers
CUBAN SLIDERS
dijonnaise, pickles, swiss cheese, capicola, salami, braised pork
PHILLY FLATBREAD
shaved ribeye, caramelized onions ,provolone, hot cherry peppers
SESAME STEAK SKEWERS*
ginger-soy aioli
CRISPY CALAMARI
flash fried, marinara
CHICKEN WINGS
house buffalo sauce, blue cheese, celery, carrots
CANDIED PASTRAMI BITES G
whole grain mustard aioli, caraway spiced sauerkraut
LOLLIPOP LAMB CHOPS* G
feta cheese, mint vinaigrette
