MONDAY
MUSHROOM MEATLOAF
ground beef, cremini mushroom-red wine gravy, roasted yukon gold potatoes, garlic green beans ...16
TUESDAY
SPAGHETTI & MEATBALLS
all-beef meatballs, house made marinara ...16
WEDNESDAY
CHICKEN & SHRIMP JAMBALAYA (g)
chicken thighs, rock shrimp, andouille sausage, basmati rice, green onions ...21
THURSDAY
BEEF STROGANOFF
beef tenderloin tips, red wine, cremini mushrooms, sour cream, house made egg noodles ...16
FRIDAY
COWBOY RIBEYE (g)
bone in c.a.b. ribeye, loaded baked potato, garlic green beans ...45
SATURDAY
OVERNIGHT BEEF SHORT RIBS
red wine braised boneless beef short ribs, whipped yukon gold potatoes, garlic green beans ...28
SUNDAY
NANNA’S COUNTRY FRIED CHICKEN
all-natural ½ chicken, macaroni & cheese, chef’s choice green vegetable ...21
CHEF'S DAILY SOUP SELECTION
MONDAY
LOADED BAKED POTATO (g)
cheddar, applewood smoked bacon, sour cream, chives cup ...5 | bowl ...8
TUESDAY
CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP
chicken thighs, house made egg noodles
cup ...5 | bowl ...8
WEDNESDAY
BEEF & BARLEY
beef tips, carrots, pearled barley cup ...5 | bowl ...8
THURSDAY
CHICKEN & SHRIMP JAMBALAYA (g)
chicken thighs, rock shrimp, andouille sausage,basmati rice
cup ...5 | bowl ...9
FRIDAY
SPLIT PEA & HAM (g)
smoked ham, onions, carrots, celery, fresh thyme
cup ...5 | bowl ...7
SATURDAY
CRAB & CORN CHOWDER
blue crab, yukon gold potatoes, sweet corn
cup ...5 | bowl ...9
SUNDAY
CHICKEN BLACK BEAN CHILI (g)
tortilla strips, cilantro cup ...5 | bowl ...8
Served Saturday & Sunday 11am-3pm. Theismann's Proudly Serves all Natural, Hormone & Antibiotic Free Chicken.
BLOODY MARY
vodka, san marzano tomatoes mix, old bay, hot sauce, fresh horseradish First … 7; refills 4
PINEAPPLE MOJITO
bacardi pineapple fusion, fresh mint, lime juice … 8.5
Indecisive? Enjoy a 5oz pour each, of our most popular mimosas listed below
PROFESSOR PLUM IN THE BAR | MI CORAZON | CUCUMBER CHILL | GWEN STEFANI TAUGHT ME … 16
First … 7; refills … 4
GWEN STEFANI TAUGHT ME
bacardi banana rum, sparkling wine, orange juice
CUCUMBER CHILL
new amsterdam vodka, sparkling wine, cucumber water, mint syrup
RUBY RED MOON
belle isle ruby red grapefruit moonshine, sparkling wine, basil syrup
SPARKLING PASSION
elderflower liqueur, sparkling wine, passion fruit & lime juices
PROFESSOR PLUM IN THE BAR
fantini rosé wine, sparkling wine, plum cordial
MI CORAZON
lustau roja vermouth, sparkling wine, orange juice
SOUP OF THE DAY
chef’s daily selection …5 cup; 8 bowl
CREAM OF TOMATO SOUP (v)
san marzano tomatoes, sweet cream, chives: cup …5 ; bowl … 7
FRENCH ONION SOUP
roasted garlic croutons, provolone …7
BASKET OF WARM APPLE-CINNAMON DONUTS
cinnamon caramel sauce … 7
SRIRACHA DEVILED EGGS V G
half dozen, dijon mustard, chives … 7
FRIED PICKLE SPEARS V
buffalo buttermilk ranch dressing … 6
WARM PIMENTO CHEESE
cheddar, cherry peppers, green onions, tortilla chips … 10
CHESAPEAKE CRAB DIP
pita bread … 11
ROASTED GARLIC HUMMUS V
house made, smoked paprika, olive oil, cucumbers, carrots, warm pita … 9
CHARGRILLED BEEF TENDERLOIN BITES* G
bacon wrapped beef tenderloin tips, blue cheese dressing, tomato-horseradish sauce … 16
CHICKEN WINGS
plain, breaded, or grilled with buffalo sauce, maker’s mark bbq, or old bay; blue cheese, buttermilk ranch, celery, carrots … 14
CRISPY CALAMARI
flash fried, marinara … 14
SHORT RIB POUTINE
skin-on fries, shredded beef short rib, peppercorn beef gravy, cheddar curds, parsley … 14
BUFFALO FRIED CHICKEN (2)
buttermilk brined chicken thighs, blue cheese spread, potato buns … 8
FILET MIGNON* (2)
rizzled onions, tomato-horseradish sauce, onion brioche buns … 13
MARYLAND CRAB CAKES (2)
blue crab, iceberg, tartar sauce, potato buns … 11
SMASHED AVOCADO TOAST … 8 | APPLEWOOD SMOKED BACON (3) … 5 | MAPLE PORK SAUSAGE (3) … 6 CHEDDAR CHEESE GRITS … 4 | HOME FRIES … 3 | ½ BUTTERMILK WAFFLE … 5 | ONE EGG … 3TOASTED ENGLISH MUFFIN … 4
QUARTERBACK SCRAMBLE
3 scrambled eggs, applewood smoked bacon, sweet italian sausage, home fries, cheddar cheese, mushrooms, onions, red bell peppers, tomatoes, scallions, garlic bread … 14
BUTTERMILK MALTED WAFFLE
choice of plain, bacon, blueberry, or chocolate chip; whipped butter, maple syrup … 10
THICK CUT BRIOCHE FRENCH TOAST
maple syrup, strawberries … 11
BUTTERMILK PANCAKES
choice of plain, bacon, blueberry, or chocolate chip; whipped butter, maple syrup … 10
THEISMANN’S BIG BREAKFAST*
three eggs any style, maple pork sausage, applewood smoked bacon, ½ buttermilk waffle, home fries or cheese grits … 16
SHRIMP & GRITS*
rock shrimp, tasso-beer pan gravy, creamy cheddar cheese grits, sunny side up egg … 21
DIAGONAL ROAD BREAKFAST*
two eggs any style, choice of maple pork sausage or applewood smoked bacon, toasted english muffin, home fries or cheese grits … 12
CRAB CAKE BENEDICT*
poached eggs, english muffin, old bay hollandaise, home fries … 17
CHICKEN FRIED STEAK & EGGS*
breaded and crispy fried ny strip steak, two eggs any style, black pepper-cream gravy, home fries … 21
FRIED CHICKEN & WAFFLE
buttermilk brined chicken thigh, black pepper-cream gravy, maple syrup … 14
SMASHED AVOCADO TOAST*
grape tomatoes, parsley, toasted 7-grain bread, extra virgin olive oil, poached eggs … 12
All sandwiches & burgers served with skin-on fries
SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN SALAD
iceberg & romaine, grape tomatoes, red onions, hard boiled egg, cheddar, honey-mustard & house made ranch … 14
TUNA POKE SALAD* G
ahi tuna, romaine, arugula, avocado, sweet onions, macadamia nuts, sesame seeds, scallions … 19
NEW YORK STRIP SALAD*
romaine, arugula, blue cheese, grape tomatoes, dijon vinaigrette, frizzled onions … 16
JOE’S ALL-AMERICAN BURGER*
double smashed beef patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg, pickle slices, russian dressing, onion brioche bun … 15
SMOTHERED MUSHROOM-SWISS BURGER*
chargrilled chuck-brisket-short rib blend, roasted mushrooms, swiss cheese; smothered in mushroom-peppercorn gravy, onion brioche bun … 16
BUTCHER’S BURGER* chargrilled chuck-brisket-short rib blend, sharp cheddar, smoked gouda, applewood smoked bacon, frizzled onions, maker’s mark bbq sauce, onion-brioche bun … 16
PRIME RIB FRENCH DIP* shaved slow roasted prime rib, provolone, frizzled onions, tomato-horseradish sauce, au jus … 18
MARYLAND CRAB CAKE lump blue crab, shredded iceberg, tartar sauce, potato bun, coleslaw … 17
GRILLED CHICKEN BLT applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, swiss cheese, chipotle aioli, pretzel roll … 15
SALMON BALT* grilled atlantic salmon, bacon, avocado, lettuce, tomato, lemon aioli, pretzel roll … 16
PORTOBELLO SANDWICH V
portobello mushroom strips, onions, red bell peppers, sharp cheddar, smoked gouda, hoagie roll … 14
BUFFALO FRIED CHICKEN SANDWICH
buttermilk brined chicken breast, shredded iceberg, blue cheese, potato roll … 13
CORNED BEEF SANDWICH
house made corned beef, swiss cheese, russian dressing, thick sliced marble rye … 15
FISH TACOS crispy fried tilapia, chipotle-lime slaw, chipotle aioli, red onions, cilantro, cornmeal-wheat tortillas … 14
GROWN UP GRILLED CHEESE
pulled beef short rib, smoked gouda, provolone, swiss, cheddar, caramelized onions, roasted mushrooms, thick sliced sourdough, cream of tomato soup … 14
SRIRACHA DEVILED EGGS V G
half dozen, dijon mustard, chives … 7
FRIED PICKLE SPEARS V
buffalo buttermilk ranch dressing … 6
WARM PIMENTO CHEESE
cheddar, cherry peppers, green onions, tortilla chips … 10
CHESAPEAKE CRAB DIP
pita bread … 11
ROASTED GARLIC HUMMUS V
house made, smoked paprika, olive oil, cucumbers, carrots, warm pita … 9
CHARGRILLED BEEF TENDERLOIN BITES* G
bacon wrapped beef tenderloin tips, blue cheese dressing, tomato-horseradish sauce … 16
CHICKEN WINGS
plain, breaded, or grilled with buffalo sauce, maker’s mark bbq, or old bay; blue cheese, buttermilk ranch, celery, carrots … 14
CRISPY CALAMARI
flash fried, marinara … 14
SHORT RIB POUTINE
skin-on fries, shredded beef short rib, peppercorn beef gravy, cheddar curds, parsley … 14
Add to any salad: GrilledSalmon +7, Grilled Chicken +6, Sautéed Beef Tenderloin Tips +8
FRENCH ONION
roasted garlic croutons, provolone … 7
SOUP OF THE DAY
chef’s daily selection: cup …5 ; bowl … 8
CREAM OF TOMATO SOUP V
san marzano tomatoes, sweet cream, chives: cup …5 ; bowl … 7
GARDEN SALAD V G
mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions,
champagne vinaigrette, garlic croutons … 9
GREENS & FETA SALAD V G
dried cranberries, champagne vinaigrette, candied pecans … 11
RANCH WEDGE SALAD G
iceberg, applewood smoked bacon, blue cheese, grape tomatoes, avocado,
house made ranch … 12
CAESAR SALAD
romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, grana padano … 99
BUFFALO FRIED CHICKEN (2)
buttermilk brined chicken thighs, blue cheese spread, potato buns … 8
FILET MIGNON* (2)
rizzled onions, tomato-horseradish sauce, onion brioche buns … 13
MARYLAND CRAB CAKES (2)
blue crab, iceberg, tartar sauce, potato buns … 11
PEPPERONI & SAUSAGE
hand cut pepperoni, sweet italian sausage, mozzarella, pizza sauce,
oregano … 13
MUSHROOM (v)
forest mushrooms, mozzarella, caramelized onions, baby arugula,
truffle oil … 10
BBQ CHICKEN
grilled chicken breast, maker’s mark bbq sauce, cheddar, pepper jack, red onions, cilantro … 13
BASKET OF SKIN-ON FRIES … 5 | BASKET OF SWEET POTATO FRIES … 5 | COLESLAW … 3 | BASMATI RICE … 3WHIPPED YUKON GOLD POTATOES … 4 | GARLIC GREEN BEANS … 4 | CHARRED CHILI-GARLIC BROCCOLI … 4SAUTÉED SPINACH … 4 | MACARONI & CHEESE … 4 | 1 POUND LOADED BAKED POTATO … 8
Served with skin-on fries
JOE’S ALL-AMERICAN BURGER*
double smashed beef patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg, pickle slices, russian dressing, onion brioche bun … 15
BUTCHER’S BURGER*
chargrilled chuck-brisket-short rib blend, sharp cheddar, smoked gouda, applewood smoked bacon, frizzled onions, maker’s mark bbq sauce, onion-brioche bun… 16
SMOTHERED MUSHROOM-SWISS BURGER*
chargrilled chuck-brisket-short rib blend, roasted mushrooms, swiss cheese; smothered in mushroom-peppercorn gravy, onion brioche bun … 16
PRIME RIB FRENCH DIP*
shaved slow roasted prime rib, provolone, frizzled onions, tomato-horseradish sauce, au jus … 18
MARYLAND CRAB CAKE
lump blue crab, shredded iceberg, tartar sauce, potato bun, coleslaw … 17
GRILLED CHICKEN BLT
applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, swiss cheese, chipotle aioli, pretzel roll … 15
SALMON BALT*
grilled atlantic salmon, bacon, avocado, lettuce, tomato, lemon aioli, pretzel roll … 16
PORTOBELLO SANDWICH V
portobello mushroom strips, onions, red bell peppers, sharp cheddar,
smoked gouda, hoagie roll … 14
BUFFALO FRIED CHICKEN SANDWICH
buttermilk brined chicken breast, shredded iceberg, blue cheese,
potato roll … 13
CORNED BEEF SANDWICH
house made corned beef, swiss cheese, russian dressing,
thick sliced marble rye … 15
FISH TACOS
crispy fried tilapia, chipotle-lime slaw, chipotle aioli, red onions, cilantro, cornmeal-wheat tortillas … 14
GROWN UP GRILLED CHEESE
pulled beef short rib, smoked gouda, provolone, swiss, cheddar, caramelized onions, roasted mushrooms, thick sliced sourdough, cream of tomato soup … 14
Joe's Favorite
SPIRALE & CHICKEN pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream … 16
SHRIMP SCAMPI
wild caught florida rock shrimp, house made linguine, garlic butter, lemon … 26
FISH & CHIPS
beer battered north atlantic haddock, skin-on fries, coleslaw, tartar sauce … 24
TUNA PUTTANESCA* G
grilled ahi tuna, san marzano tomatoes, kalamata olives, capers, basmati rice,
garlic green beans … 28
MARYLAND CRAB CAKES
jumbo lump blue crab, skin-on fries, coleslaw, tartar sauce … 29
PAN ROASTED SALMON* G
soy-mustard glaze, basmati rice, charred chili-garlic broccoli … 19
ALL-NATURAL HERB ROASTED CHICKEN G
free range, organic ½ chicken, whipped yukon gold potatoes, garlic green beans … 21
KANSAS CITY RIBS
½ rack of slow cooked st. louis ribs, skin-on fries, coleslaw, maker’s mark bbq sauce … 18
CHARGRILLED SKIRT STEAK*
chimichurri, skin-on fries, charred chili-garlic broccoli … 29
NEW YORK STRIP* G
12oz. choice new york strip steak, 1 pound loaded baked potato, garlic green beans, béarnaise compound butter … 32
OVERNIGHT BEEF SHORT RIBS
red wine braised boneless beef short ribs, whipped yukon gold potatoes, garlic green beans … 28
PETITE FILET MIGNON*
choice filet, whipped yukon gold potatoes, garlic green beans, red wine-shallot demi-glace … 22
SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN SALAD
iceberg & romaine, grape tomatoes, red onions, hard boiled egg,
cheddar, honey-mustard & house made ranch … 14
TUNA POKE SALAD* G
ahi tuna, romaine, arugula, avocado, sweet onions, macadamia nuts, sesame seeds, scallions … 19
NEW YORK STRIP SALAD*
romaine, arugula, blue cheese, grape tomatoes, dijon vinaigrette,
frizzled onions … 16
SRIRACHA DEVILED EGGS V G
half dozen, dijon mustard, chives … 7
FRIED PICKLE SPEARS V
buffalo buttermilk ranch dressing … 6
WARM PIMENTO CHEESE
cheddar, cherry peppers, green onions, tortilla chips … 10
CHESAPEAKE CRAB DIP
pita bread … 11
ROASTED GARLIC HUMMUS V
house made, smoked paprika, olive oil, cucumbers, carrots, warm pita … 9
CHARGRILLED BEEF TENDERLOIN BITES* G
bacon wrapped beef tenderloin tips, blue cheese dressing, tomato-horseradish sauce … 16
CHICKEN WINGS
plain, breaded, or grilled with buffalo sauce, maker’s mark bbq, or old bay; blue cheese, buttermilk ranch, celery, carrots … 14
CRISPY CALAMARI
flash fried, marinara … 14
SHORT RIB POUTINE
skin-on fries, shredded beef short rib, peppercorn beef gravy, cheddar curds, parsley … 14
Add to any salad: grilled salmon +7; grilled chicken +6; sautéed beef tenderloin tips +8
FRENCH ONION
roasted garlic croutons, provolone … 7
SOUP OF THE DAY
chef’s daily selection: cup …5 ; bowl … 8
CREAM OF TOMATO SOUP V
san marzano tomatoes, sweet cream, chives: cup …5 ; bowl … 7
GARDEN SALAD V G
mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions,
champagne vinaigrette, garlic croutons … 9
GREENS & FETA SALAD V G
dried cranberries, champagne vinaigrette, candied pecans … 11
RANCH WEDGE SALAD G
iceberg, applewood smoked bacon, blue cheese, grape tomatoes, avocado,
house made ranch … 12
CAESAR SALAD
romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, grana padano … 9
BUFFALO FRIED CHICKEN (2)
buttermilk brined chicken thighs, blue cheese spread, potato buns … 8
FILET MIGNON* (2)
rizzled onions, tomato-horseradish sauce, onion brioche buns … 13
MARYLAND CRAB CAKES (2)
blue crab, iceberg, tartar sauce, potato buns … 11
PEPPERONI & SAUSAGE
hand cut pepperoni, sweet italian sausage, mozzarella, pizza sauce,
oregano … 13
MUSHROOM (v)
forest mushrooms, mozzarella, caramelized onions, baby arugula,
truffle oil … 10
BBQ CHICKEN
grilled chicken breast, maker’s mark bbq sauce, cheddar, pepper jack, red onions, cilantro … 13
BASKET OF SKIN-ON FRIES … 5 | BASKET OF SWEET POTATO FRIES … 5 | COLESLAW … 3 | BASMATI RICE … 3WHIPPED YUKON GOLD POTATOES … 4 | GARLIC GREEN BEANS … 4 | CHARRED CHILI-GARLIC BROCCOLI … 4SAUTÉED SPINACH … 4 | MACARONI & CHEESE … 4 | 1 POUND LOADED BAKED POTATO … 8
Served with skin-on fries
JOE’S ALL-AMERICAN BURGER*
double smashed beef patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg, pickle slices, russian dressing, onion brioche bun … 15
BUTCHER’S BURGER*
chargrilled chuck-brisket-short rib blend, sharp cheddar, smoked gouda, applewood smoked bacon, frizzled onions, maker’s mark bbq sauce, onion-brioche bun… 16
SMOTHERED MUSHROOM-SWISS BURGER*
chargrilled chuck-brisket-short rib blend, roasted mushrooms, swiss cheese; smothered in mushroom-peppercorn gravy, onion brioche bun … 16
PRIME RIB FRENCH DIP*
shaved slow roasted prime rib, provolone, frizzled onions, tomato-horseradish sauce,
au jus … 18
MARYLAND CRAB CAKE
lump blue crab, shredded iceberg, tartar sauce, potato bun, coleslaw … 17
GRILLED CHICKEN BLT
applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, swiss cheese, chipotle aioli, pretzel roll … 15
SALMON BALT*
grilled atlantic salmon, bacon, avocado, lettuce, tomato, lemon aioli, pretzel roll … 16
PORTOBELLO SANDWICH V
portobello mushroom strips, onions, red bell peppers, sharp cheddar, smoked gouda, hoagie roll … 14
BUFFALO FRIED CHICKEN SANDWICH
buttermilk brined chicken breast, shredded iceberg, blue cheese, potato roll … 13
CORNED BEEF SANDWICH
house made corned beef, swiss cheese, russian dressing, thick sliced marble rye … 15
FISH TACOS crispy fried tilapia, chipotle-lime slaw, chipotle aioli, red onions, cilantro, cornmeal-wheat tortillas … 14
GROWN UP GRILLED CHEESE
pulled beef short rib, smoked gouda, provolone, swiss, cheddar, caramelized onions, roasted mushrooms, thick sliced sourdough, cream of tomato soup … 14
SHRIMP SCAMPI
wild caught florida rock shrimp, house made linguine, garlic butter, lemon … 26
FISH & CHIPS
beer battered north atlantic haddock, skin on fries, coleslaw, tartar sauce … 24
TUNA PUTTANESCA* G
grilled ahi tuna, san marzano tomatoes, kalamata olives, capers, basmati rice,
garlic green beans … 28
MARYLAND CRAB CAKES
jumbo lump blue crab, skin-on fries, coleslaw, tartar sauce … 29
PAN ROASTED SALMON* G
soy-mustard glaze, basmati rice, charred chili-garlic broccoli … 19
ALL-NATURAL HERB ROASTED CHICKEN G free range, organic ½ chicken, whipped yukon gold potatoes, garlic green beans … 21
KANSAS CITY RIBS full rack of slow cooked st. louis ribs, skin-on fries, coleslaw, maker’s mark bbq sauce … 27
CHARGRILLED SKIRT STEAK*
chimichurri, skin-on fries, charred chili-garlic broccoli … 29
NEW YORK STRIP* G
12oz. choice new york strip steak, 1 pound loaded baked potato, garlic green beans, béarnaise compound butter … 32
OVERNIGHT BEEF SHORT RIBS
red wine braised boneless beef short ribs, whipped yukon gold potatoes,
garlic green beans … 28
FILET MIGNON*
8oz. choice filet, whipped yukon gold potatoes, garlic green beans, red wine-shallot demi-glace … 37
SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN SALAD
iceberg & romaine, grape tomatoes, red onions, hard boiled egg, cheddar, honey-mustard & house made ranch … 14
TUNA POKE SALAD* G
ahi tuna, romaine, arugula, avocado, sweet onions, macadamia nuts, sesame seeds, scallions … 19
NEW YORK STRIP SALAD*
romaine, arugula, blue cheese, grape tomatoes, dijon vinaigrette, frizzled onions … 16
