Relax with family and let us take care of all the details. Join us for a memorable Thanksgiving Dinner at Theismann's.
book Your tableServed Saturday & Sunday 11am-3pm. Theismann's Proudly Serves all Natural, Hormone & Antibiotic Free Chicken.
Bloody Mary Bar
… 9 first one, … 5 each one thereafter.
Ask your server for details
BLOODY MARY
vodka, san marzano tomatoes blend, old bay, hot sauce, fresh horseradish … 7
PINEAPPLE MOJITO
bacardi pineapple fusion, fresh mint, lime juice … 10
Enjoy a 5oz pour of our most popular mimosas … 16
PROFESSOR PLUM IN THE BAR | BUZZ AND FUZZ CUCUMBER CHILL | GWEN STEFANI TAUGHT ME
First … 8; refills … 5
GWEN STEFANI TAUGHT ME
bacardi banana rum, sparkling wine, orange juice
CUCUMBER CHILL
new amsterdam vodka, sparkling wine, cucumber water, mint syrup
RUBY RED MOON
belle isle ruby red grapefruit moonshine, sparkling wine, basil syrup
SPARKLING PASSION
elderflower liqueur, sparkling wine, passion fruit & lime juices
PROFESSOR PLUM IN THE BAR
fantini rosé wine, sparkling wine, plum cordial
BUZZ AND FUZZ
peaches, sauvignon blanc, sparkling wine, cherry
Add to any salad: grilled salmon +7;
grilled chicken +6
FRENCH ONION SOUP
roasted garlic croutons, provolone … 7
CREAM OF TOMATO SOUP V
san marzano tomatoes, sweet cream, chives: cup … 5 ; bowl … 7
ASIAN TUNA SALAD*
rare ahi tuna, soba noodles, mixed greens, onions, cilantro, peanuts, sesame seeds, honey-garlic & ginger-soy dressings … 19
SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN SALAD
iceberg & romaine, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey-mustard & house made ranch … 15.5
NEW YORK STRIP SALAD*
romaine, arugula, blue cheese, grape tomatoes, dijon vinaigrette, garlic croutons … 17
BASKET OF WARM APPLE-CINNAMON DONUTS
cinnamon caramel sauce … 7
CHESAPEAKE CRAB DIP everything crackers … 12
ROASTED GARLIC HUMMUS V
house made, smoked paprika, warm pita … 9
CRISPY CALAMARI
flash fried, marinara … 14
LOLLIPOP LAMB CHOPS* G
feta cheese, mint vinaigrette … 15
REUBEN FRIES
house corned beef, scallions, sauerkraut, melted swiss cheese, toasted caraway seeds, skin-on fries … 12
HOT BEER CHEESE V
golden lager, soft pretzels … 10
CANDIED PASTRAMI BITES V
whole grain mustard aioli, caraway spiced sauerkraut … 14
CUBAN SLIDERS
dijonnaise, pickles, swiss cheese, capicola, salami, braised pork … 12
PHILLY FLATBREAD
shaved rib eye, caramelized onions, provolone, hot cherry peppers … 12
SESAME STEAK SKEWERS*
ginger-soy aioli … 12
CHICKEN WINGS
house buffalo sauce, blue cheese, celery, carrots … 14
Served with skin-on fries
MARYLAND CRAB CAKE
lump blue crab, shredded iceberg, tartar sauce, potato bun, coleslaw … 17
GRILLED CHICKEN
applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, swiss cheese, chipotle aioli, potato roll … 15
CORNED BEEF REUBEN
house made corned beef, swiss cheese, russian dressing, thick sliced marble rye … 16
BLACKENED FISH TACOS
seared seasonal fish, pickled slaw, chipotle aioli, cilantro ... 16
PRIME RIB FRENCH DIP*
shaved prime rib, provolone, caramelized onions, horseradish sauce, au jus … 17
HALF SMOKE SANDWICH
spicy smoked sausage, house made chili, pickled onions, hot mustard-cheese sauce, pretzel bun … 14
PHILADELPHIA ROAST PORK SANDWICH
roasted garlic-rosemary pork loin, sharp provolone, broccoli rabe … 16
QUARTERBACK SCRAMBLE
3 scrambled eggs, applewood smoked bacon, sweet italian sausage, home fries, onions, mushrooms, red bell peppers, tomatoes, scallions, cheddar cheese, garlic bread … 14
BUTTERMILK MALTED WAFFLE
choice of plain, bacon, blueberry, or chocolate chip; whipped butter, maple syrup … 10
THICK CUT BRIOCHE FRENCH TOAST
maple syrup, strawberries … 11
CHICKEN FRIED STEAK & EGGS*
crispy fried steak, two eggs any style, black pepper-cream gravy, home fries … 21
THEISMANN'S BIG BREAKFAST
three eggs any style, maple pork sausage, applewood smoked bacon, ½ buttermilk waffle, home fries or cheese grits … 16
SHRIMP & GRITS*
rock shrimp, tasso-beer pan gravy, creamy cheddar cheese grits, sunny side up egg … 21
DIAGONAL ROAD BREAKFAST*
two eggs any style, choice of maple pork sausage or applewood smoked bacon, toasted english muffin, home fries or cheese grits … 13.5
CRAB CAKE BENEDICT*
poached eggs, english muffin, old bay hollandaise, home fries … 17
FRIED CHICKEN & WAFFLE
buttermilk brined chicken thigh, black pepper-cream gravy, maple syrup … 15.5
SMASHED AVOCADO TOAST*
grape tomatoes, parsley, toasted 7-grain bread, extra virgin olive oil, poached eggs … 12
Served with skin-on fries
JOE’S ALL-AMERICAN BURGER*
house-ground prime double smashed beef patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg, russian dressing, onion brioche bun, pickles … 15.5
BUTCHER’S BURGER*
house-ground prime chuck, old no. 7 bbq sauce, applewood smoked bacon, smoked gouda, caramelized onions, onion-brioche bun … 16.5
IMPOSSIBLE BURGER V
plant-based patty, roasted mushrooms, swiss cheese, charred tomato aioli, frisée, onion-brioche bun … 18
HOME FRIES V … 4.5
CHEDDAR CHEESE GRITS V G … 5.5
MAPLE PORK SAUSAGE (3) … 6
APPLEWOOD SMOKED BACON (3) G … 5
SMASHED AVOCADO TOAST V … 8
TOASTED ENGLISH MUFFIN V … 4
½ BUTTERMILK WAFFLE V … 5
EGGS … 4.5
REUBEN FRIES
house corned beef, scallions, swiss cheese, toasted caraway seeds, sauerkraut, skin-on fries … 12
HOT BEER CHEESE V
golden lager, soft pretzels … 10
CHESAPEAKE CRAB DIP everything crackers … 12
ROASTED GARLIC HUMMUS V
house made, smoked paprika, warm pita … 9
CANDIED PASTRAMI BITES G
whole grain mustard aioli, caraway spiced sauerkraut … 14
CHICKEN WINGS
house buffalo sauce, blue cheese, celery, carrots … 14
CRISPY CALAMARI
flash fried, marinara … 14
LOLLIPOP LAMB CHOPS* G
feta cheese, mint vinaigrette … 15
CUBAN SLIDERS
dijonnaise, pickles, swiss cheese, capicola, salami, braised pork … 12
PHILLY FLATBREAD
shaved ribeye, caramelized onions, provolone, hot cherry peppers … 12
SESAME STEAK SKEWERS*
ginger-soy aioli … 12
Add to any salad: grilled salmon +7; grilled chicken +6
FRENCH ONION SOUP
roasted garlic croutons, provolone … 7
CREAM OF TOMATO SOUP V
san marzano tomatoes, sweet cream, chives: cup … 5 ; bowl … 7
GARDEN SALAD V G
mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette … 9
GREENS & FETA SALAD V G
dried cranberries, champagne vinaigrette, candied pecans … 12.5
RANCH WEDGE SALAD G
iceberg, applewood smoked bacon, blue cheese, grape tomatoes, avocado,
house made ranch … 14
CAESAR SALAD*
romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, grana padano … 11.5
ASIAN TUNA SALAD*
rare ahi tuna, soba noodles, mixed greens, onions, cilantro, peanuts, sesame seeds, honey-garlic & ginger-soy dressings … 19
SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN SALAD
iceberg & romaine, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey-mustard & house made ranch … 15.5
NEW YORK STRIP SALAD*
romaine, arugula, blue cheese, grape tomatoes, dijon vinaigrette, garlic croutons … 17
CRISPY SMASHED GARLIC-PARMESAN POTATOES V … 6
CREAMED SPINACH V … 6
BASKET OF SKIN-ON FRIES V … 5
BASKET OF SWEET POTATO FRIES V … 5
CHARRED CORN SUCCOTASH … 6
COLESLAW V G … 3
MAC & CHEESE V … 6
GRILLED ASPARAGUS WITH BLUE CHEESE V G … 7
GARLIC GREEN BEANS V G … 6
1 LB LOADED BAKED POTATO … 8
Served with skin-on fries
PRIME RIB FRENCH DIP*
shaved prime rib, provolone, caramelized onions, horseradish sauce, au jus … 17
MARYLAND CRAB CAKE
lump blue crab, shredded iceberg, tartar sauce, potato bun, coleslaw … 17
GRILLED CHICKEN
applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, swiss cheese, chipotle aioli, potato roll … 15
BLACKENED GROUPER SANDWICH
lettuce, tomato, chipotle mayo, potato bun … 16
PHILADELPHIA ROAST PORK SANDWICH roasted garlic-rosemary pork loin, sharp provolone, broccoli rabe … 16
CORNED BEEF REUBEN
house made corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, russian dressing, thick sliced marble rye … 16
BLACKENED FISH TACOS
seared seasonal fish, pickled slaw, chipotle aioli, cilantro ... 16
HALF SMOKE SANDWICH
spicy smoked sausage, house made chili, pickled onions, hot mustard-cheese sauce, pretzel bun … 14
Served with skin-on fries
JOE’S ALL-AMERICAN BURGER*
house-ground prime double smashed beef patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg, russian dressing, onion brioche bun, pickles … 15.5
BUTCHER’S BURGER*
house-ground prime chuck, old no. 7 bbq sauce, applewood smoked bacon, smoked gouda, caramelized onions, onion-brioche bun … 16.5
IMPOSSIBLE BURGER V
plant-based patty, roasted mushrooms, swiss cheese, charred tomato aioli, frisée, onion-brioche bun … 18
Joe's Favorite
SPIRALE & CHICKEN
pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream … 17
FISH & CHIPS
beer battered north alaskan cod, skin-on fries, coleslaw, tartar sauce … 18
MARYLAND CRAB CAKES
jumbo lump blue crab, skin-on fries, coleslaw, tartar sauce … 31
PAN ROASTED SALMON* G
roasted tomato-dill butter, asparagus, red skin potatoes, fresh herbs … 19
CRISPY SKIN BELL & EVANS HALF CHICKEN
heirloom summer squash, roasted fingerlings, lemon-thyme gravy … 21
CHICKEN LOUISIANA G
shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream, basmati rice … 20
ST. LOUIS RIBS
½ rack, slow cooked & chargrilled, coleslaw, old no. 7 bbq sauce, skin-on fries … 18
OVERNIGHT BEEF SHORT RIBS
red wine braised boneless beef short ribs, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, garlic green beans, natural jus … 29
45 DAY AGED CHARGRILLED SKIRT STEAK
chipotle-lime butter, charred corn succotash, brussels sprouts leaves, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes … 30
45 DAY AGED FILET MIGNON
crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, red wine shallot demi-glace, asparagus … 39
55 DAY AGED PRIME NEW YORK STRIP
1 lb loaded baked potato, garlic green beans, béarnaise sauce … 39
70 DAY AGED PRIME RIB
mustard-herb crust, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, garlic green beans … 39
70 DAY AGED PRIME RIBEYE FOR TWO
creamed spinach, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, house made steak sauce … 69
REUBEN FRIES
house corned beef, scallions, swiss cheese, toasted caraway seeds, sauerkraut, skin-on fries … 12
HOT BEER CHEESE V
golden lager, soft pretzels … 10
ROASTED GARLIC HUMMUS V
house made, smoked paprika, warm pita … 9
CHICKEN WINGS
house buffalo sauce, blue cheese, celery, carrots … 14
CUBAN SLIDERS
dijonnaise, pickles, swiss cheese, capicola, salami,braised pork … 12
JOE’S ALL-AMERICAN BURGER*
house-ground prime double smashed beef patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg, russian dressing, onion brioche bun, pickles … 15.5
GARDEN SALAD V G
mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette … 9
CAESAR SALAD*
romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, grana padano … 11.5
OREO® CHEESECAKE V
strawberry sauce, whipped cream … 7
BUD LIGHT, Pale Lager, MO | 4.2% … 5.5
MILLER LITE, American Pilsner, WI | 4.2% … 5.5
GUINNESS, Irish Stout, IE | 4.3% … 9.50
(Imperial Pint)
DEVIL’S BACKBONE, Broken Leg, Golden Lager, VA | 4.5% … 7.5
YUENGLING, Amber Lager, PA | 4.4% … 6
PLEASURE HOUSE, Shark Tears, Rhubarb Gose, VA | 4.8% … 8
ANGRY ORCHARD, Crisp Apple, Hard Cider, NY | 5.0% … 7.5
GUINNESS, Blonde Lager, American Lager, IE | 5.0% … 7
PORT CITY, Optimal Wit, Witbier, VA | 4.9% … 7.5
STELLA ARTOIS, Pale Lager, BE | 5.0% … 7
DEVIL’S BACKBONE, Vienna Lager, Vienna Style Lager, VA | 5.2% …7.5
SOUTH STREET, Satan’s Pony, Amber Ale, VA | 5.3% …7
LAGUNITAS, IPA, American Style IPA, CA | 6.2% … 8
STONE, IPA, West Coast Style IPA, VA | 6.9% … 7
PARKWAY, Grapefruit Get Bent Mountain IPA, VA | 7.2% … 7
DEVIL’S BACKBONE, Rotating Selection, VA | … 7.5
PORT CITY, Seasonal Selection, VA | … 7.5
SAMUEL ADAMS, Seasonal Selection, MA | … 7.5
SEASONAL ROTATOR
LEMON BASIL MARTINI
new amsterdam vodka, basil syrup, lustau dry vermouth, fresh lemon juice … 10
PINK CADILLAC MARGARITA
altos reposado tequila, house made mixed berry syrup, fresh lime juice … 12
KING’S BOULEVARD
four roses bourbon, aperol, sweet vermouth … 11
YUZU MOON
belle isle grapefruit moonshine, yuzu & cranberry juices … 13
WHITE APPLE SANGRIA
pinot grigio, ginger syrup, orange liqueur, lemon juice … 11
JALAPEÑO-CILANTRO MARGARITA
sauza silver tequila, lime juice, cilantro, jalapeños … 11
CHERRY BLOSSOM SANGRIA
wycliff brut rosé, lustau blanc vermouth, cherry juice, orange flower water … 11
BOURBON BRUZE
maker’s mark bourbon, honey-mint syrup, ginger juice, fresh lemon juice … 11
$7 SPECIALTY COCKTAILS
$4 HOUSE WINES | $4 WELL DRINKS | $4 DRAFT BEERS
ROASTED GARLIC HUMMUS V
house made, smoked paprika, warm pita
HOT BEER CHEESE V
golden lager, soft pretzels
CUBAN SLIDERS
dijonnaise, pickles, swiss cheese, capicola, salami, braised pork
PHILLY FLATBREAD
shaved ribeye, caramelized onions ,provolone, hot cherry peppers
CHESAPEAKE CRAB DIP
everything crackers
CRISPY CALAMARI
flash fried, marinara
CHICKEN WINGS
house buffalo sauce, blue cheese, celery, carrots
CANDIED PASTRAMI BITES G
whole grain mustard aioli, caraway spiced sauerkraut
LOLLIPOP LAMB CHOPS* G
feta cheese, mint vinaigrette
SESAME STEAK SKEWERS*
ginger-soy aioli
