Classic American Fare with Good Game
A beloved sports bar and lounge, Joe Theismann’s Restaurant celebrates Washington D.C.’s two-time pro bowler, and legendary NFL quarterback, Joe Theismann. Catch all the game-day action at our 40-seat bar outfitted with 11 TVs, enjoy our scratch-menu in our refreshed dining room or plan your next sport-themed gathering in our memorabilia-filled private event space.
Our all-day menu goes beyond typical bar fare, with an extensive scratch-made selection of individual pan pizzas, wings, burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads, entrées and more. Raise your game with one of the city’s largest selections of craft beers on tap, with over 19 domestic and premium options available by the glass or pitcher, showcasing a seasonal rotation you won’t want to miss.
HOURS
Monday – Friday: 11:00 am – 11:00 pm
Saturday – Sunday: 10:00 am – 11:00 pm
BRUNCH HOURS
Saturday & Sunday: 10:00 am – 3:00 pm
HAPPY HOUR
Monday – Friday: 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Available in the bar + lounge areas.
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EVENTS & CATERING
Discover the ultimate lively atmosphere space at Theismann’s Restaurant and Bar. Whether you’re huddling with friends for a big matchup or planning a team gathering, we offer five unique event spaces to score big and make your next event unforgettable. Prefer a non-sports vibe? Our Owner’s Suite can easily be transformed with curtains to create the perfect setting for any occasion.
When Matt`s free phone video does better than a $5K influencer would`ve.
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When Matt`s free phone video does better than a $5K influencer would`ve.
Marketing budget: 1 Influencers: 0
Dry January just got an upgrade.
Zero proof cocktails with real flavor. Espresso no`tini with cold brew, blackberry sage whiskey smash, winter berry sparkler. Plus NA beer and wine.
Skip the hangover, keep the vibe.
Dry January just got an upgrade.
Zero proof cocktails with real flavor. Espresso no`tini with cold brew, blackberry sage whiskey smash, winter berry sparkler. Plus NA beer and wine.
Skip the hangover, keep the vibe.
Start 2026 with brunch at Theismann`s.
Eggs. Bacon. Bottomless coffee. Maybe a Bloody Mary if you`re not doing that Dry January thing.
Start 2026 with brunch at Theismann`s.
Eggs. Bacon. Bottomless coffee. Maybe a Bloody Mary if you`re not doing that Dry January thing.
Fireworks in Old Town. Cold drinks at our bar.
Happy New Year`s Eve. Let`s celebrate.
New Year`s Eve Alexandria | NYE Bar | New Year`s Eve Party | Alexandria Celebration
Fireworks in Old Town. Cold drinks at our bar.
Happy New Year`s Eve. Let`s celebrate.
New Year`s Eve Alexandria | NYE Bar | New Year`s Eve Party | Alexandria Celebration
Let`s ring in 2026 together. Reserve your table now. Cheers to what`s next.
New Year`s Eve Reservations | NYE 2026 Alexandria | New Year`s Dinner | Alexandria New Year`s Eve | NYE Restaurant
Let`s ring in 2026 together. Reserve your table now. Cheers to what`s next.
New Year`s Eve Reservations | NYE 2026 Alexandria | New Year`s Dinner | Alexandria New Year`s Eve | NYE Restaurant
45-day aged filet. Crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes. Red wine-shallot demi. Asparagus.
This is what guests mean when they say "the steak was perfect."
Aged Filet Mignon | Best Steak Alexandria | 45 Day Aged Beef | Fine Dining Alexandria | Garlic Parmesan Potatoes | Date Night Dinner
45-day aged filet. Crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes. Red wine-shallot demi. Asparagus.
This is what guests mean when they say "the steak was perfect."
Aged Filet Mignon | Best Steak Alexandria | 45 Day Aged Beef | Fine Dining Alexandria | Garlic Parmesan Potatoes | Date Night Dinner
Holiday shopping stress? We’ve got the cure 🎅🎄
For every $100 you spend on gift cards, you’ll earn a $20 bonus card!
Buy in-store or shop online.
Easy, cheerful, and perfect for those last-minute Christmas wins!
Holiday shopping stress? We’ve got the cure 🎅🎄
For every $100 you spend on gift cards, you’ll earn a $20 bonus card!
Buy in-store or shop online.
Easy, cheerful, and perfect for those last-minute Christmas wins!
Brady Bunch but make it Theismann`s.
Here`s the crew that keeps your drinks cold and your plates full.
Restaurant Staff | Meet the Team
Brady Bunch but make it Theismann`s.
Here`s the crew that keeps your drinks cold and your plates full.
Restaurant Staff | Meet the Team