Classic American Fare with Good Game
A beloved sports bar and lounge, Joe Theismann’s Restaurant celebrates Washington D.C.’s two-time pro bowler, and legendary NFL quarterback, Joe Theismann. Catch all the game-day action at our 40-seat bar outfitted with 11 TVs, enjoy our scratch-menu in our refreshed dining room or plan your next sport-themed gathering in our memorabilia-filled private event space.
Our all-day menu goes beyond typical bar fare, with an extensive scratch-made selection of individual pan pizzas, wings, burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads, entrées and more. Raise your game with one of the city’s largest selections of craft beers on tap, with over 19 domestic and premium options available by the glass or pitcher, showcasing a seasonal rotation you won’t want to miss.
HOURS
Monday – Friday: 11:00 am – 11:00 pm
Saturday – Sunday: 9:00 am – 11:00 pm
BRUNCH HOURS
Saturday & Sunday: 9:00 am – 3:00 pm
HAPPY HOUR
Monday – Friday: 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Available in the bar + lounge areas.
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EVENTS & CATERING
Discover the ultimate lively atmosphere space at Theismann’s Restaurant and Bar. Whether you’re huddling with friends for a big matchup or planning a team gathering, we offer five unique event spaces to score big and make your next event unforgettable. Prefer a non-sports vibe? Our Owner’s Suite can easily be transformed with curtains to create the perfect setting for any occasion.
Get ready to elevate your pizza game with our lineup!
Whether you’re feeling cheesy, spicy, or adventurous, we’ve got the perfect slice for you! 😋
🔥 THREE CHEESE - Because sometimes, more cheese = more happiness.
🍕 PEPPERONI - The classic favorite that’s never let you down.
🌶️ BUFFALO CHICKEN - Wing it with this zesty explosion of flavor!
🐖 CUBANO - Combines all things delicious: braised pork, salami, pickles… Yes, please!
🌿 MEDITERRANEAN - A slice that’ll transport you to paradise with feta and olives!
🌱 VEGETARIAN CHORIZO - Deliciously guilt-free with impossible chorizo.
Every bite is a journey you won`t regret!
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Get ready to elevate your pizza game with our lineup!
Whether you’re feeling cheesy, spicy, or adventurous, we’ve got the perfect slice for you! 😋
🔥 THREE CHEESE - Because sometimes, more cheese = more happiness.
🍕 PEPPERONI - The classic favorite that’s never let you down.
🌶️ BUFFALO CHICKEN - Wing it with this zesty explosion of flavor!
🐖 CUBANO - Combines all things delicious: braised pork, salami, pickles… Yes, please!
🌿 MEDITERRANEAN - A slice that’ll transport you to paradise with feta and olives!
🌱 VEGETARIAN CHORIZO - Deliciously guilt-free with impossible chorizo.
Every bite is a journey you won`t regret!
#JoeTheismannRestaurant #AlexandriaEats
🏈 It`s Happy Hour time at Theismann’s!
Join us Monday through Friday from 3 pm to 7 pm in our bar and lounge areas for some unbeatable deals!
Score $5 well drinks, house wines, and draft beers, plus $8 specialty cocktails to elevate your game day vibes.
Don’t forget to try our game day bites—Chicken Fried Pickles, Broiled Chesapeake Crab Dip, Vegan Chorizo Tacos, Buffalo Chicken Wings, and JTR Chicken Fingers. You can grab them individually or get all the favorites for only $32! 🙌🍻
Bring your friends and make it a Happy Hour to remember!
#JoeTheismannRestaurant #AlexandriaEats
🏈 It`s Happy Hour time at Theismann’s!
Join us Monday through Friday from 3 pm to 7 pm in our bar and lounge areas for some unbeatable deals!
Score $5 well drinks, house wines, and draft beers, plus $8 specialty cocktails to elevate your game day vibes.
Don’t forget to try our game day bites—Chicken Fried Pickles, Broiled Chesapeake Crab Dip, Vegan Chorizo Tacos, Buffalo Chicken Wings, and JTR Chicken Fingers. You can grab them individually or get all the favorites for only $32! 🙌🍻
Bring your friends and make it a Happy Hour to remember!
#JoeTheismannRestaurant #AlexandriaEats
BBQ Grilled Chicken
Juicy grilled chicken breast glazed with Old No.7 BBQ sauce, topped with crisp bacon, sharp cheddar, fresh lettuce, and ripe tomato, served on a toasted Kaiser roll.
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BBQ Grilled Chicken
Juicy grilled chicken breast glazed with Old No.7 BBQ sauce, topped with crisp bacon, sharp cheddar, fresh lettuce, and ripe tomato, served on a toasted Kaiser roll.
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What’s better than a cold draft beer? 🍻
Celebrating National Ice Cream Day!
Dive into our Hot Fudge Sundae - it’s not just dessert, it’s a daydream on a spoon! 🏆
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What’s better than a cold draft beer? 🍻
Celebrating National Ice Cream Day!
Dive into our Hot Fudge Sundae - it’s not just dessert, it’s a daydream on a spoon! 🏆
#NationalIceCreamDay #JoeTheismannRestaurant #AlexandriaEats
Join us for a delicious Brunch Buffet every weekend! Indulge in a variety of mouthwatering dishes that will keep you coming back for more.
📆 Brunch Hours:
Saturday & Sunday: 9:00 AM – 3:00 PM
💰 Pricing:
$29.00 Per Person
$19.00 Young Diners Per Person
Don`t miss out on the perfect way to kick off your weekend! 🥂🍳
#BrunchBuffet #JoeTheismannRestaurant #AlexandriaEats
Join us for a delicious Brunch Buffet every weekend! Indulge in a variety of mouthwatering dishes that will keep you coming back for more.
📆 Brunch Hours:
Saturday & Sunday: 9:00 AM – 3:00 PM
💰 Pricing:
$29.00 Per Person
$19.00 Young Diners Per Person
Don`t miss out on the perfect way to kick off your weekend! 🥂🍳
#BrunchBuffet #JoeTheismannRestaurant #AlexandriaEats
Fish & Chips, Elevated
Golden beer-battered cod, crisp skin-on fries, zesty Creole slaw, and house tartar—served with a squeeze of lemon and a side of nostalgia.
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Fish & Chips, Elevated
Golden beer-battered cod, crisp skin-on fries, zesty Creole slaw, and house tartar—served with a squeeze of lemon and a side of nostalgia.
#JoeTheismannsRestaurant #AlexandriaEats
🏈 Just 52 days until the NFL returns!
Time to dust off your Theismann jerseys and pick your game-day starters.
Are you ready to watch the season at our 40-seat bar outfitted with 11 TVs?
#CountdownToKickoff #JoeTheismannRestaurant #AlexandriaEats
🏈 Just 52 days until the NFL returns!
Time to dust off your Theismann jerseys and pick your game-day starters.
Are you ready to watch the season at our 40-seat bar outfitted with 11 TVs?
#CountdownToKickoff #JoeTheismannRestaurant #AlexandriaEats
Happy World Chocolate Day! 🍫
Why just celebrate with a bar when you can indulge in an entire Chocolate Mousse Cake? It`s got chocolate cake, velvety dark chocolate mousse, and a fluffy layer of chantilly cream. 🍰✨
Life’s too short to skip dessert!
#ChocolateMousseCake #JoeTheismannRestaurant #AlexandriaEats
Happy World Chocolate Day! 🍫
Why just celebrate with a bar when you can indulge in an entire Chocolate Mousse Cake? It`s got chocolate cake, velvety dark chocolate mousse, and a fluffy layer of chantilly cream. 🍰✨
Life’s too short to skip dessert!
#ChocolateMousseCake #JoeTheismannRestaurant #AlexandriaEats