Classic American Fare with Good Game
A beloved sports bar and lounge, Joe Theismann’s Restaurant celebrates Washington D.C.’s two-time pro bowler, and legendary NFL quarterback, Joe Theismann. Catch all the game-day action at our 40-seat bar outfitted with 11 TVs, enjoy our scratch-menu in our refreshed dining room or plan your next sport-themed gathering in our memorabilia-filled private event space.
Our all-day menu goes beyond typical bar fare, with an extensive scratch-made selection of individual pan pizzas, wings, burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads, entrées and more. Raise your game with one of the city’s largest selections of craft beers on tap, with over 19 domestic and premium options available by the glass or pitcher, showcasing a seasonal rotation you won’t want to miss.
HOURS
Monday – Friday: 11:00 am – 11:00 pm
Saturday – Sunday: 10:00 am – 11:00 pm
BRUNCH HOURS
Saturday & Sunday: 10:00 am – 3:00 pm
HAPPY HOUR
Monday – Friday: 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Available in the bar + lounge areas.
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EVENTS & CATERING
Discover the ultimate lively atmosphere space at Theismann’s Restaurant and Bar. Whether you’re huddling with friends for a big matchup or planning a team gathering, we offer five unique event spaces to score big and make your next event unforgettable. Prefer a non-sports vibe? Our Owner’s Suite can easily be transformed with curtains to create the perfect setting for any occasion.
Breaded or naked? Blue cheese or ranch?
However you take ’em, our wings don’t miss.
Screens don’t do it justice.
Come taste what the camera can’t capture.
Big pours. Cold beers. Hot wings.
Happy Hour runs Monday–Friday from 3–7pm in the bar + lounge.
Bring a buddy. Or don’t—we won’t judge.
Big pours. Cold beers. Hot wings.
Happy Hour runs Monday–Friday from 3–7pm in the bar + lounge.
Bring a buddy. Or don’t—we won’t judge.
Rock, paper, scissors…
Doesn’t matter. You’re picking the Chocolate Mousse Cake.
Dark chocolate mousse, rich cake, chantilly cream. Game over.
Rock, paper, scissors…
Doesn’t matter. You’re picking the Chocolate Mousse Cake.
Dark chocolate mousse, rich cake, chantilly cream. Game over.
It’s not just burgers and beers (though ours are solid).
Our all-day menu brings the heat: scratch-made pizzas, wings, salads, steaks, sandwiches, soups... You get it.
Come hungry.
It’s not just burgers and beers (though ours are solid).
Our all-day menu brings the heat: scratch-made pizzas, wings, salads, steaks, sandwiches, soups... You get it.
Come hungry.
Football season’s here. Rosé season’s almost out.
Pour one last round before the summer sips run dry.
Football season’s here. Rosé season’s almost out.
Pour one last round before the summer sips run dry.
From boardrooms to birthdays, we’ve got the food handled.
Click the link in our bio to bring Theismann’s to your next event.
From boardrooms to birthdays, we’ve got the food handled.
Click the link in our bio to bring Theismann’s to your next event.
Fall into a full plate and a cold drink.
Celebrate Labor Day tomorrow with us. Steaks, wings, and zero stress.
Fall into a full plate and a cold drink.
Celebrate Labor Day tomorrow with us. Steaks, wings, and zero stress.